What Do We Do?

Summer, vacation, whatever... I was not able to pass by this one.

We are in a real pickle...

On one hand, following the Pope on Twitter gets you out of purgatory:

[...] a Vatican court has ruled that following Pope Francis online and on Twitter can earn believers time off from their sentence to purgatory for confessed and forgiven sins...

On the other hand, the Saudis say that Twitter takes you straight to Hell:

Sheikh Abdul Latif Abdul Aziz al-Sheikh said anyone using social media sites - and especially Twitter - "has lost this world and his afterlife".

So... what do you do? I'd say, we need to break the tie, maybe consult a third party?